i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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