Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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