okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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