Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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