If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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