"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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