Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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