..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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