on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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