dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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