Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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