brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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