She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Green mimosas i think yes
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize