i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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