You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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