Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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