READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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