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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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