Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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