He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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