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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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