Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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