how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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