sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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