its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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