i jhust puked up my retainher.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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