laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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