Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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bring money and cleavage
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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