Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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