I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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