We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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