He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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