I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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