I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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