Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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