the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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