Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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