everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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