I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Oh Jesus.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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