i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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