I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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