My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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