Fuck appropriateness.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Every concussion has its silver lining
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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