Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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