No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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