Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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