Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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