I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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