I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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