Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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